I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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