that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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