it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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