You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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