Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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