i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
