Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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