I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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