I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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