Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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