he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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