You really coming over, don't trick.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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