The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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