best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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