I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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