Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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