it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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