thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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