Duck Duck Cougar?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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