My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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