making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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