I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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