Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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