Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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