just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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