Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My cat gives me a boner
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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