He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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