i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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