Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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