We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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