I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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