just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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