I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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