True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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