I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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