he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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