But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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