But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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