I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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