Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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