Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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