I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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