i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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