i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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