idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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