the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Oh god it's open bar.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
