Me. At least after what I've been through.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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