We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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