I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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