Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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