Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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