it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
