Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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