i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
MIDGETS
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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