Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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