Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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